How To Be A Vampire 101

'Vampire is in , fangs let it out'

The 'in' thing today is learning thoroughly on how to become a BLOODSUCKER!!! Years ago when Count Dracula emerged from the story books, people are getting crazy on finding out how true that myth was. That antagonist really did a ground breaking moment for every bloodsuckers. It may be true or not but his emergence is the root of the hype of vampire thing right now. I've been reading lots of vampire books series , google, wiki and such. With the help of fiction books and non-fiction (it may be) research they have this common denominator, (I know you can easily guess what I mean, do I really have to write it here?I guess so) ,'the Blood'. So let me count thy ways on how to become a vampire in a good, and high-end way.

1. Learn how to wear nice dark shades. Because it will protect your eyes from the sun.

2. Learn how to stand in the sunshine while you wrap yourself with jacket,long sleeves or may have shawl or scarf.(remember it's forbidden for the vampires to be hit by the sun)

3. For guys, wear tailcoat in every occasion that's the usual get-up of male vampires way back to the era of Count Dracula, to Edward Cullen,to Jack Force.

4. For dudettes, wear something victorian to stun everyone else in the formal party.

5. Don't drink commoner's beer opt to cocktails like Margarita, Shirley Temple, and of course Bloody Mary. Drinking commoner's beer will destroy your classy image.

6. Always bring the 'social grace' with you, for it will lead you to be 'in' the elite's.

7. Go to steak house (Outback is better) order raw or medium steak. Learn how to eat the blood drip of wagyu beef. Blood sausage is better include the innards and everything. Be cautious on choosing great dines for you may encounter e-coli if those aren't cooked in proper way.

8.Visit your dentist let them clean your teeth thoroughly, for having clean and white set of teeth is a great necessity for every vampire.

9. Choose a greaveyard shift job. This is very suitable job for every aspiring vampire.

10. Explore your knowledge on how to bloodsuck. Find your own mantra on how to do it.



Have great time learning these things....