How to determine if you're broke or not:
10. If you can't even go to the salon and fix your ugly nails (ewwwww)
09. If you happened or innately went to a restaurant in which the cashier serves as waitress doorkeeper and receptionist.
08. If you can't buy the Lee Pipes shorts reduced from 299 to 200 pesos!!! ohhh gawd..
07. If you can't pay your landlady in full and just sneak out and lie of just going around the vicinity but in reality you'll be away a day or 2...
06. If you're walking downtown and just riding jeepney in the midst of the scorching hot weather.
05. If you buy Starbucks and announce to everyone that you have Starbucks on your desk and not throw it though it's already consumed. (pretentious)
04. If you buy ala carte breakfast meal at Mc Donalds and pretend you dun like their drinks. (but in reality you're so thirsty and so like their drinks,lolz)
03. If you deeply think and try to remember everyone of whoever owed you and if that won't pay then you'll curse that till the depth of your lungs.
02. If you can't sleep sound and tight. (because you're bothered on where to get the money)
01. If you only use carenderia's tissue for your CALL OF NATURE. ( sigh, dude you're a CERTIFIED BROKE!!!!)
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