I Can't Understand Man

If you smile at him, he thinks you're a flirt
If you don't he thinks you're an iceberg

If you respond to his love in a short time
he thinks, you're easy to get.

If it takes years to decide, he proclaims
You're playing hard to get.

If you go out with him alone
He thinks you're liberated

If you bring chaperone along
He complains you don't trust him

If you go out with another guy,
he thinks you're a playgirl

If you don't he thinks nobody is interested with you
If you let him kiss you. he wishes you're reserved

If you don't he'll seek consolation elsewhere
If you ask him his whereabouts, he complains you don't trust him

If you don't he proposes you don't care about him

If you talk romance and love,
He thinks you're asking him to marry you

If you're a good girl, wonders why you're not a woman
If you let him love you, he thinks you're cheap

If you don't he'll go to a girl who'll let him

If you follow his wishes and likes, he dominates
If you don't he says you don't give a damn about him

If you get jealous, he complains you don't have faith in him;
If you don't, he doubts your love.

Oh man superior and protector of us who are weak, dominant and possesive, irritating and sometimes abusing needless to say we cannot deny your much needed pressence here in this world.