what if my vagina would talk?

I watched vagina monologue last saturday. Well it' s such a nice play. I really can relate on the story on the situations. There's a question there...'what if my vagina would talk what would it say?'

1. Am I trained to be a gymnast?
2. I can't bear it anymore..1 round is enough!
3. So big and hard make it slow.
4. I'm totally pissed off!(unsatisfied!)
5. Lubricate me first, are you insane(for penis)!!!???

xoxo

to be continued...